My dollars are more valuable than yours.

I want to buy everything in the world. Rather, I want to have everything in the world. Fortunately(?) for me, I get no pleasure by spending money. No holes are burned by cash money in my pockets. The federal refund that showed up in my bank account today will be spent on nothing (savings) and student loans. I'm doing fine. When I want to have something badly enough that I'll spend the time wearing down my wife and scratching together the dough, then I'll jump (after careful market research and thorough cost-benefit analysis). 

I spent $80 on a bicycle recently. Ask Allison how I felt about it. I love having my bike, though.

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